This is SO simple.
Fat loss. I’m glad I got that combo right.
(Source: happychomp, via healthy---lovee)
There are thousands of half-babies in my ballsack and that’s terrifying
at least you don’t bleed them out every month
you make a compelling argument
(Source: runningfromfaggots, via healthispretty)
| Friend: | How do I start running? |
| Me: | You go outside and run. |
| Friend: | I mean like, how do I get into running? |
| Me: | You go outside and you run. |
| Friend: | No, you don't understand. Like how did you get into running? |
| Me: | ... |
| Friend: | ... |
| Me: | Alright. Well, I put on my running shoes. |
| Friend: | Yeah? |
| Me: | I went outside. |
| Friend: | Uh huh? |
| Me: | And I started running. |